Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever